Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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