I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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