So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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