So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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