47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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