what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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