I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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