Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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