Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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