I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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