New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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