I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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