I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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