wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Come on in and take your pants off
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