your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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