halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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