Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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