shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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