Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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