That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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