her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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