Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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