Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
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no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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