Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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