just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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