I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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