She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
there is puke in my bra ... again
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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