I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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