Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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