Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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