it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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