we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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