You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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