hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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