So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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