OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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