I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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