He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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