You're so nebulous sometimes
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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