Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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