I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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