Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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