You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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