We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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