just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
How's work?
Spinning.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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