I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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