It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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