Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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