AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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