What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize